Christmas Confessions and Cocktails: A Humorous Holiday Memoir with Sassy Drink Recipes American in Paris

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CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform #ad - Bizarre gifts, stomach-turning food, and holiday travel disasters are just some of the tales you'll chuckle at in this installment of the American in Paris series. This christmas-themed memoir features 25 funny and heartwarming essays, all with a tenuous tie to Christmas, and pairs each with a delicious drink recipe.

Christmas Confessions and Cocktails: A Humorous Holiday Memoir with Sassy Drink Recipes American in Paris #ad - Get in the christmas spirit with this #1 amazon best-selling collection of hilarious and heartwarming holiday stories!American-turned-Parisian Vicki tells it like it is, from her crazy Christmases growing up in the Midwest to her even crazier holidays in her new home in France. So grab your martini shaker and get ready for tasty cocktails and hearty laughs this holiday season!fans of Scary Mommy's Guide to Surviving the Holidays by Jill Smokler and Jen Mann's Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat will enjoy the Christmas humor in this book!A humorous collection of holiday-inspired stories with Christmas drink recipes, Peppermintini, including the Christmas Cookie Martini, and Glitter & Gold.

And it makes the perfect Christmas gift! .

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Confessions of a Paris Party Girl American in Paris

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CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform #ad - Outspoken and shamelessly honest, Vicki makes you feel as if you're right there in Paris stumbling along the cobblestones with her. Will she find love? will she learn to consume reasonable amounts of alcohol? Will French bureaucracy ever cut her a break?"An entertaining inside look at what it's like to be a 20-something American girl in the city of love.

Global living magazineconfessions of a paris Party Girl is a delicious cocktail of the humor of Tina Fey, the candor of Amy Poehler, and the self-deprecating charm of Mindy Kaling. You'll feel as if you're chatting over a bottle of wine with your new best friend. In this laugh-out-loud memoir, this cheeky storyteller recounts the highs and lows of her life in the City of Light.

Confessions of a Paris Party Girl American in Paris #ad - It proves to be much more difficile than she imagined. A sassy american embarks on a new life in france in this #1 Amazon Best Seller… When newly-single party girl Vicki moves to Paris, she hopes to indulge in wine, stuff her face with croissants, and fall in love.

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Confessions of a Paris Potty Trainer American in Paris

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CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform #ad - 1 amazon best-sellera hilarious story about motherhood in Paris, where not all kids are well-behaved… Former party girl Vicki has traded wine bottles for baby bottles. And french kids don't throw food? hers do! with her ever-patient French husband by her side, can Vicki survive motherhood in the City of Light?Through deadpan humor and sharp observations about daily life, Vicki shares the highs and lows of raising her family in Paris.

Fans of pamela druckerman's bringing up bébé will be comforted to know that not all French kids are perfect angels, and readers of Jenny McCarthy's Belly Laughs will enjoy the humor in this parenting memoir. From mishaps at the maternity ward to writing baby résumés to get her children into daycare, parenting two French kids has really thrown her for a loop.

Confessions of a Paris Potty Trainer American in Paris #ad - Apparently french women don't get fat, yet Vicki's having a heck of a time losing the baby weight with croissants staring at her from every patisserie. Cimino, author of Paris, Rue des Martyrs. If she's awake at 3 a. M. As a contributor to jen mann's new york times best-selling I Just Want to Pee Alone series, Vicki doesn't hold anything back when spilling what it's really like raising kids!"Fast-paced and funny.

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WE'RE ALL A MESS, IT'S OK: A COLLECTION OF FUNNY ESSAYS AND ONE-LINERS ABOUT THE STRUGGLES OF EVERYDAY LIFE

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Amy Lyle #ad - It's an anthology of real-life disasters. You'll enjoy comedian/actor kim banta's tale, "my first Date and a Sluggish Toilet, " detailing a first date in the nicest home in town, ending with an overflowing toilet and panicked placement of poo into her purse. And. Snarky women, work, humor essays, funny stories, dogs, failures, essays, gifts for women, relationships, humorous essays, family, quip, cats, funny, short stories, dating, alpacas.

And. We're all A Mess. Follow along with traci jo's daily embarrassment by her mother, picking her up from school wearing different wigs, such as Dorothy Hamill and Marilyn Monroe. And. It's like "chicken soup for the Soul" if you threw in snark and expletives. Saying ‘i'm sorry' will Not Fix This Situation" by Ashley P.

WE'RE ALL A MESS, IT'S OK: A COLLECTION OF FUNNY ESSAYS AND ONE-LINERS ABOUT THE STRUGGLES OF EVERYDAY LIFE #ad - It's ok" captures life's most absurd moments honestly and without a filter. Discover why christine t sorts m&ms in roygbiV order and eats them first by frequency until they're even, and then one of each color in order, until they're gone. These humorous essays and quips are about the blunders and snafus, and of everyday life that most of us can relate to.

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How's Your Drink?: Cocktails, Culture, and the Art of Drinking Well

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Agate Surrey #ad - How's Your Drink?: Cocktails, Culture, and the Art of Drinking Well #ad - John F. Based on the popular feature in the Saturday Wall Street Journal, How's Your Drink illuminates the culture of the cocktail. Kennedy played nuclear brinksmanship with a gin and tonic in his hand. Eric felten tells all of these stories and many more, and also offers exhaustively researched cocktail recipes.

Teddy roosevelt took the witness stand to testify that six mint juleps over the course of his presidency did not make him a drunk. Ernest hemingway and Raymond Chandler both did their part to promote the gimlet.

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Christmas Cocktail Recipes: Christmas Drinks to Liven up the Holidays 2017 Edition

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Independently published #ad - No memory-making event is complete without a Christmas cocktail. Christmas cocktails ♥ christmas party drinks to liven up the HolidaysAre you hosting a Christmas party and looking for some fun and unique holiday drink ideas to get everyone in the spirit?Christmas is the best time of the year. There's nothing better than having a good time with friends and family this holiday season.

After all, "the grinch", it's not a party without a festive holiday drink such as a "Dirty Santa", or a "Spiced Eggnog". There's something for everybody in this book: mimosas, spritzers, margaritas, hot chocolates, martinis, sangria, eggnog, peppermint drinks, and much more. This specially revised christmas cocktail recipe book is full of holiday drink recipes that are guaranteed to get you in the holiday spirit!

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That's Paris: An Anthology of Life, Love and Sarcasm in the City of Light

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Independently published #ad - That's paris is perfect for those who have visited Paris or would love to one day. After hemingway and the lost generation, how does it feel to be a modern-day author writing about Paris?Some of the stories in That's Paris are set in the same places featured in A Moveable Feast. Thanks for your support!Interview with the EditorsThere are so many stories about Paris.

That's paris is a glimpse into living, loving and laughing in the City of Light. So fasten your seat belts and prepare for landing – you'll be arriving soon in Paris through the pages of this humorous and heartwarming book!Proceeds from this anthology are donated to the literacy charity Room to Read. Stephen clarke, author of best-selling book a year in the merde sets the tone in the foreword, reminding us there is always more to write about Paris!What types of stories will we find in this anthology?From humorous essays to Paris love stories, this book has it all.

That's Paris: An Anthology of Life, Love and Sarcasm in the City of Light #ad - What makes this book unique?the charm of this short story collection is the variety of voices from people who, for the most part, have spent a considerable amount of time in the City of Light. There are foodie anecdotes, tales of family secrets and friendship, stories set at sidewalk cafés. From culinary treats and catastrophes to swoon-worthy romantic encounters and heartbreaking mishaps, this anthology takes you on a journey through one of the most beautiful cities in the world.

Visit this cosmopolitan metropolis through the eyes of Parisians, Francophiles and travelers who fell in love with the city and still hold a piece of it in their hearts. That's paris, a #1 hot new release in Essays & Travelogues, offers "a deep understanding of the enormous and beautiful complexity of Paris.

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